Four-legged Chief Pillows

'Cute.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Dogs

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'We'll take it!'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Know your dog - The brain.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Oh no, Mother. The dog is curled up asleep."

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'I think the planners made a mistake.'

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

"I wish I could get him to relax."

"He's a real dog person."

Dog.

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'Intelligent! I'll say he's intelligent!'

'Katherine, why can't he eat like the other dogs?'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"So you’re Penny. It’s nice to finally put a face to the scent."

Dog waiting in a car for his owner to return from the pharmacy

'DOCTOR! Are you listening to me?'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.