Chief Pillows

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Man In Top Hat And Tails Begins To Break Out Of Prison

'Crawl in!'

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

'I think the rumors of me receiving a huge bonus are encouraging'

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Women Supporting Women!"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Leadership suits you

"What was I thinking?!"

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

The Ascent of Woman

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

Go! Means NOW!

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Changing Minds

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'I give this one about three months...'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."