Modern Lord Mugs

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Surprise!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Go home Daisy, the lions have got your spot!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Friday night was always sext night.

"I'm on the haywain."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

The First Asshole

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

The Painting Channel

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Modern Charm

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

"We were really looking for someone who could lead people. How many followers do you have on Twitter?"

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Trump's Twitter Row

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

"Of course, I can reign from anywhere in my kingdom."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."

Computer Add Ons.

Trump and social media