Modern Lawman Mugs

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

Campaign for Plain English

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Changing Minds

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

I am billing, therefore I am.

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

When he was between Executive Assistants, filing became a challenge for Jonathan.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer an accessory to computer fraud

The annual running of the lawyers.