Modern Kitchen Chef Gifts

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Too much cilantro

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Salt and Pepper

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Perfect Foil

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"