Modern Gent Pillows

'I became more sensitive to her needs, gave her room to grow, and even learned how to cry, and now she says I'm a wimp.'

"Absolutely not!"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"I'm a working mom."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Computer Jobs

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."

'What kind of internet-start-up camp are you going to this summer?'

"Will you please shut up! I'm trying to talk to Alexa!"

"Alexa - tell my husband he's wrong."

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

Do you know what girls want?

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'