Modern Feminist Gifts

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'It's only fair we stand,Doris-after all we do outlive them!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

International Women's Day.

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Woman carries the world.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The Three Wise Queens

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Women's Martial Arts Center

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

The Selfie

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.