Future Feminist Gifts

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"And they wonder where feminists come from!"

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Ms. Rusmore

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

In the club.

Lesbians for Christ

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Glass Ceiling

Biological Alarm Clock.

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

With-it Woman

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

'I'm on the way!'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Abortion Ban

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Anatomy.

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

'It was somebody else who was sexist... I just agreed with them.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

'What took you so long?'

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss