Feminism Gifts

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Like that?"

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

"Men's brains are heavier than women's brains!"

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"Yes, Harold, I do speak for all women."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"We Can Do It!"

Feminist

Corporate ladders for men and women

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Gender Differences: You can be anything when you grown up...

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

'I don't mind working for a woman. I do, however, hate being paid like one.'

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Mr. Bigmeister says you may come in, but only if you promise to respect the present hierarchy of dominance.'

'A woman is endowed with certain inalienable rights, all of which she must fight for.'

"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."

"Aha! Just as I suspected!"

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we discuss 'Feminist Theory' say aye,'

'My thanks to Oliver for ensuring we meet this board's quota of women.'

'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Women's rights.

"And I'm sure no one will mind if we fold a few clothes while we talk."

"That's very controversial!"

'You're kidding! Your leader is a man!'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'Honey, I'm home.'