Feminist Gifts

'What took you so long?'

Fortunately, behind every great God is a great Goddess.

"Male-Pattern Blindness"

Woman at stake, "Does this mean this week's women's institute meeting is off, Mabel?"

Woman Magazine -Look Younger; Teen Gal Magazine -Look Older

The end of prehistory

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Ms. Rusmore

'They're all the same.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Complete Intergrity - "Jeez, look at the tits on that broad!"

'She says she wants equal rights.. what do YOU think?'

Menstrual Cycles: The bike shop for women

'They said I couldn't play just 'cause I'm a woman. The pitcher is jealous. He throws like a little girl.'

'He's the perfect pet for a career woman -- a fish without a bicycle.'

US Abortion Rights

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

Jane Addams

"Violence against Women is out. Violence for women is in."

'She says she wants equal rights... What do you think?'

"Of course you'll get your chance to lead the migration one day! We're an equal opportunity society..."

'Ok, what's going on here? . . . Legitimate rape? Is there such a thing?'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'For some reason, she gets a kick out of swatting testosterone molecules.'

'YOU ordered the morning after pill!'

Why monogamy is particularly important in women.

'Sexism on the workfloor? Stamp it out wherever you find it!'

The Equalizer - The Right and their Anti-Woman Legislation.

What we would see if Todd Akin and the GOP won their WAR ON WOMEN!

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

Women kneel in protest of misogyny.

"I pay Hodges like a woman, so it's only natural that I pay you less."

"The thing is, I'm actually very smart, but males feel insecure around me if I don't act like a 'bird brain'..."

#me too!