Feminist Scholar Gifts

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Have you thought about a boob job?"

Liberty, equality, sorority.

What's Her Name

"We've made great progress!"

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

Gender Equality

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

All Hail the Matriarchy

Ms. Rusmore

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Menu, Womenu.

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Abortion Ban

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."