Women's Studies Professor Gifts

Herstory for Real

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Made in China

All Hail the Matriarchy

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

A divided world.

'The gods are perplexing.'

Hillary Clinton

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Menu, Womenu.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"We no longer use ethnic labels, such as Italian Renaissance painting or Chinese drawing or Greek sculpture."

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue