Feminist Historian Gifts

Herstory for Real

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Victorian Lady

Honoré de Balzac

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

1930's Lady.

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Baptism Then and Now

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Lady in a pretty dress

Women of the Wilderness

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Just imagine what it must have been like living in a world dominated by misogynistic power crazed men. Men for whom women were objects to be pawed and leered at!"

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."