Feminist Pioneer Gifts

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Three Wise Queens

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"Hey, I just figured out how to sue the school for loss of my prime childbearing years."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

Female led countries handle pandemic better-study says

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Women of the Wilderness

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

'Where were the wise women?'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

Women's day 2021

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

One Way - Yield

"You're wearing too much rouge."