Feminist Forerunners Gifts

2021: Year of the Snow-woman

"We've made great progress!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Ms. Rusmore

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

Women of the Wilderness

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

Lesbians for Christ

Glass Ceiling

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. I - The Parliamentary Female

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

With-it Woman

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

Abortion Ban