Feminist Icon Gifts

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I am woman, and also lion, hear me roar.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'A successful man is one who earns more than his wife could spend...' - 'A successful woman spends it anyway.'

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

The Three Wise Queens

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Roe v. Wade

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

Glass Ceiling

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Women of the Wilderness

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Glass Ceiling

"Just imagine what it must have been like living in a world dominated by misogynistic power crazed men. Men for whom women were objects to be pawed and leered at!"

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Gracie, Frida Kahlo was a controversial figure... She was a strong independent woman...but she also had the courage to be different and unique."

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

Manspreading in Art

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

"Now that we're married you'll be cooking and cleaning and ironing and guess who'll be dressing me and combing my hair?" "The mortician."