Feminist Scholar Pillows

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"Have you thought about a boob job?"

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"We've made great progress!"

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

Gender Equality

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Ms. Rusmore

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

"I feel bad about Nora Ephron's neck."

Menu, Womenu.

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

"I guess boorish sexism really does trigger her."

'I'll have to keep my name after we're married.'

"I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman but, hang on a minute, I'm pretty sure I have the heart and stomach of a king, too..."

"I'll bet that in a few years, gender won't be a wedge issue like it is today!"