Funny Feminist Gifts

Women's Martial Arts Center

Gender Equality

"We've made great progress!"

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

International Women's Day.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The Three Wise Queens

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Roe v. Wade

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Glass Ceiling

"Like that?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Ms. Rusmore

Yoko Ono

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'