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This pregnancy thing just isn't working out, Steve - I can't use my laptop!

'Those games are better idea than having them look for out of state license plates.'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Don't take it personally, Dad, but if I need advice, I'll ask my phone...it's a lot smarter than you are!"

Mrs. Almighty.

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Wet wipe?"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Don't forget to come back."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Danger Quicksand

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.