Modern Family Communicator Pillows

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

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"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

First O.M.G. church.

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"My son, using 'Reply All' is not a sin."

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."