Modern-day Oracle Gifts

Looking for a gift for your modern-day oracle? Our collection celebrates creative minds with clever, fun items that capture intuition and insight. Whether it’s for a friend, a mentor, or yourself, discover unique pieces that blend wisdom and wit. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, each product is designed to bring a dash of insight and a lot of personality to your gift-giving. Embrace curiosity and creativity with these charming and thought-provoking items that speak to the modern seer in all of us.

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"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients." mockup

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

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'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.' mockup

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

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'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.' mockup

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

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'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.' mockup

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

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Wikipedia...

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"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

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"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it." mockup

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

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Power/Expenditures

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

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'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.' mockup

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

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The Authentic Christmas.

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'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.' mockup

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

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'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?' mockup

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

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"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't." mockup

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

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The End of the Property Boom is Nigh. mockup

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

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Hipster Police Department

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'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.' mockup

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

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'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'I only make predictions in retrospect.' mockup

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

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'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

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I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan? mockup

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

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"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there." mockup

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

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'Looks like the gods are angry.'

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'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.' mockup

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

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"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat." mockup

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

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"I think you are meant to delegate" mockup

"I think you are meant to delegate"

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"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?" mockup

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

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"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too."

"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too." mockup

"Baldo, being a newspaper critic isn't all about being negative. You have to find positive things to say too."

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Palmist Alarmist - Uh ooooh!

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'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.' mockup

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

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"It's asking for your password."

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'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.' mockup

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

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Modern-day Oracle Gifts Collection

Modern-day Oracle Mugs

Explore our full range of modern-day oracle mugs—perfect for inspiring mornings and thoughtful gifts that speak to creative and intuitive spirits.

Modern-day Oracle Pillows

Browse our oracle-inspired pillows, blending comfort and creativity—ideal for adding personality and wisdom to your living space.

Modern-day Oracle Prints

Check out our inspiring prints for the modern oracle—artful designs that capture insight, creativity, and a touch of playful wisdom.

Modern-day Oracle T-Shirts

Discover our collection of creative t-shirts that celebrate modern oracles—witty, artistic, and perfect for making a statement with humor and flair.