Market Oracle Gifts

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

At the market

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Wikipedia...

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

Power/Expenditures

The Authentic Christmas.

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Hipster Police Department

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Sadder and Wiser Investment Co.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"Tia Carmen! We're at Plaza Mall...not Flaco's Flea Market!"

"Noooo, nothing I'd really call fresh. Freshish maybe."

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.