Market Oracle Gifts

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

At the market

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Wikipedia...

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'The only certainties in life are birth, death, taxes, and stock market uncertainty.'

The Authentic Christmas.

Power/Expenditures

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Unfortunately my weight is like the stock market. In the short run it goes up and down, but over the long term in keeps reaching new heights.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Hipster Police Department

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Sadder and Wiser Investment Co.

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"