Internet Oracle Gifts

"Stay with me. I just want to cross-check your fortune with a quick Google search."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Here's MY information highway!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Wifi in Hell

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Obsession with the Internet.

Weird things I do because of the internet

The World Wide Web.

I.T. Fear