Office Oracle Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for someone who’s the office oracle—a person full of creative insights and witty wisdom? Explore our collection of clever prints, mugs, t-shirts, and pillows that celebrate their inventive spirit and bring a smile to their face. Whether it’s for a colleague, boss, or your favorite team member, these thoughtfully humorous items are designed to inspire and entertain. Gift a daily dose of creativity and wit that they'll cherish at work or home.

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"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it." mockup

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

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"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't." mockup

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

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"I think you are meant to delegate" mockup

"I think you are meant to delegate"

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'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.' mockup

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

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I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan? mockup

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

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'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.' mockup

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

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'Mr. Fenwick leads by example.'

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'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.' mockup

'Slipsbac, lets talk about your future here.'

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'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.' mockup

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

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"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.' mockup

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!' mockup

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system? mockup

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

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"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist." mockup

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

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Overworked in the office

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"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!" mockup

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

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"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager." mockup

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

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"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

"They don't pull their punches here, do they." mockup

"They don't pull their punches here, do they."

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'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.' mockup

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

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Wikipedia...

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"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital." mockup

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

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ANOTHER FINE MESS, INC.

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'We use a modified 'carrot and stick' approach here - We've done away with the carrot.'

'We use a modified 'carrot and stick' approach here - We've done away with the carrot.' mockup

'We use a modified 'carrot and stick' approach here - We've done away with the carrot.'

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"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are." mockup

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

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Busy day at the office.

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'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?' mockup

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

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'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!' mockup

'You're resigning? What great timing! I was going to lay you off friday!'

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"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise." mockup

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

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"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling." mockup

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

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Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer. mockup

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

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Psychic Car Mechanics.

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'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?' mockup

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

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Office Oracle Gifts Collection

Office Oracle Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the office oracle’s clever wit and creative spirit. Perfect for daily inspiration or a gift for a fellow genius.

Office Oracle Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and charm to any workspace or lounge area, perfect for your office oracle’s creative vibe.

Office Oracle Prints

Browse inspiring prints that capture the essence of your office oracle’s clever and inventive mindset. A great gift for their workspace or home.

Office Oracle T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase the creative and witty side of your office oracle. A fun way to express their inventive personality.