Oracle Enthusiast Gifts

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'Let's see what the lawyer oracle will tell us...'

"You're second sighted."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

Wikipedia...

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Windows or Mac?

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'We're dangerous when we shop. We're really really dangerous when we don't shop.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"I hope you're not in a hurry. Brother Augustus is our copying machine."

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'