Modern Conveniences Collector Gifts

"When did you buy that Hoover?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Now you can send it."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Posh Easter Egg

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Hands-free laptop.

Santa Elevator

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

"My gallery can't afford sexism scandals, that's why I can keep your painting only if the lady wears lingerie."

Vendo Tree.

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

"I want to travel somewhere REMOTE, somewhere unspoiled and untrammeled by hoards of rampaging tourists...but with good wi-fi!"

'Is there any way you can deliver everything to my e-mail account for now on?'

Condom Delivery

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'

Blanksy - Eraser Art Exhibition

'I'm not sure if I'm qualified to be sniffy about this one.'

Forklift truck

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

"I can't wait for the invention of the food truck."

You watch - she'll steer every conversation back to salad.

Well, when I said, "never bring a knife to a gun fight," I figured the spoon and fork were also implied.