Modern Chore Buster Gifts

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

Kitchen Tetris

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

Child doing the washing up

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Why do chicks dig vampires? They're forbidden, immortal. They have unimaginable strength. They visit at night, bringing wisdom and sensuality. And if they don't take out the trash or mow the lawn you can burn them to death with sunlight! Yikes. They can get housework done while I sleep.

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"You used the right amount of detergent and fabric softener. The problem is this washing machine isn't for dishes."

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"You call that a made bed?"

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

Women uses a Zeppelin to fly help dry her laundry.

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'