Modern Chore Buster Prints

"I don't have to fetch his slippers anymore. His drone does it."

Kitchen Tetris

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Child doing the washing up

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

A genie helps a man fold laundry.

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"...I love the smell of an uncut lawn."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

"Uh, it's the funniest thing honey... None of my power tools seem to work! I guess those projects will have to wait..."

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

"You call that a made bed?"

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."

Women uses a Zeppelin to fly help dry her laundry.

"Today we'll be discussing the Universal Law that explains why if you leave a basket of clean laundry in the same place long enough it will eventually look as if it belongs there."

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

"Well, it will just have to wait."

"The cat cleaned the birdcage."

"Unfortunately, my wife knows me like a book. She's a librarian."

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

"It's my "To-Do" list if I ever get the energy..."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

Lazy Gardeners