Model Un Participant Gifts

"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

The Style of Elements

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Tempest in a Teapot

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Alien Beauty Magazine

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

That every day look.

'Are you done yet?'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Amanda Seyfried

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Fashion Week"

Girl's weight issues.

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'Yes, that person there...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

A Friend in Need.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

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