Model Un Participant Mugs

"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

The Style of Elements

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Are you done yet?'

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Alien Beauty Magazine

That every day look.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Everyone was impressed by how Dave's date looked like she stepped right out of a magazine."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Girl's weight issues.

"Fashion Week"

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'Yes, that person there...'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

A Friend in Need.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

The Amazing Adjustable Heel