Mocktail Lovers Gifts

"If you want to be more like Mom and Dad, kids, you've got to start pounding down those Shirley Temples."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

The Martini is invented.