Mock Inventor Gifts

The Blame-O-Meter

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"He's my school project for science class."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Imagination

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Computerized Dollhouse.

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

World's cheapest car

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'It keeps me sane!'

Young Galileo Galilei.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."