Mock Inventor T-Shirts

The Blame-O-Meter

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"He's my school project for science class."

Imagination

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

World's cheapest car

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Young Galileo Galilei.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'It keeps me sane!'