Mobile Streamer Gifts

'Now streaming live on your mobile device.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Cord cutter

Text Culture

'There's nothing on.'

Live Stream

TV-Man

The First Fire Stick

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

I should probably get out more.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Dawing your Cellphone

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"You are still here."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Zoom Christmas

Binge Watch

Starvation Watching

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.