Mobile Streamer Pillows

'Now streaming live on your mobile device.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Cord cutter

Text Culture

'There's nothing on.'

Dawing your Cellphone

I should probably get out more.

Live Stream

TV-Man

The First Fire Stick

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Binge Watch

Zoom Christmas

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."