Sports Streamer Pillows

A woman watches football on her computer.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

If nobody had invented graphics

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

Dawing your Cellphone

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

The First Fire Stick

Live Stream

I should probably get out more.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"You are still here."

Binge Watch

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Zoom Christmas

Watching the football.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."