Sports Streamer Pillows

A woman watches football on her computer.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'There's nothing on.'

Cord cutter

Dawing your Cellphone

I should probably get out more.

Live Stream

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The First Fire Stick

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Binge Watch

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Zoom Christmas

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Watching the football.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Starvation Watching

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"