Streaming Sports Pillows

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Watching the football.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.