Mobile Mischief-maker Gifts

'Sorree can't chat - got no credit.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Occupational Hazards.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Timpani for the devil

Son hacks into computer to get a job

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Mozart swimming.

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Squeaker Trophies

'Look out for the park ranger while Bernie and I chop us some firewood!'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'