Mobile Living Adventurer Pillows

'Can I interest you in the attached garage package?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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'Okay guys - lights out!'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Life stripped bare

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Mishap at a nano technology lab on bring-your-child-to-work day.

"He only made first four installments."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Bed or breakfast.

"Mobile Tree Home"

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"Sorry. Full."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

Nowadays when we say 'front yard', we mean it literally.

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

Playpen Jailbreak.

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

Live life on the edge

'This baby is great on gas...'

'How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?'