Mobile Living Pillows

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Living together, couple in love.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."