Mobile Living Gifts

'We're now in a good position to move the company forward.'

Dog Walking Services

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Snoopy with Laptop

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

Turtle Trailer Court

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Living together, couple in love.

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.