Mobile Kitchen Fan Pillows

'Needs salt.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Barbeque Casualty.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Wall Cluck.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Pizza-Matic

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Push Notifications

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"He sent his first text today."

Microphone Feedback

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

'Nice extension.'

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge