Mobile Kitchen Fan Prints

'Needs salt.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Barbeque Casualty.

Turtle Trailer Court

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

Tarzan mobile phone

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Pizza-Matic

Wall Cluck.

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Push Notifications

'I know junk e-mail is everywhere but spam on toast?'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Mum's home cooked meals - vending machine.

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Yes your smart fridge is impressive, but I'll stick to my phone."

"He sent his first text today."

Microphone Feedback

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'Thanks for the best birthday gift I ever got...a slow cooker.'

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... manufacture ice cube trays that allow for easy removal of the cubes!?

Mom's Home Cooking and Dad's Home Drinking.