Mixed Sports Buff Gifts

"Football Pool"

Golfing Boss

Bowled over again!

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Vendor selling testosterone.

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

Arch of Triumph Save

Kick! Go for it!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

The Puck Stops Here.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

NBA on strike.

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

'What's he on?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

The Sports Fanatic

England And The Ashes

Influences.