Mixed Sports Buff T-Shirts

"Football Pool"

Golfing Boss

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

Vendor selling testosterone.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Arch of Triumph Save

'Personal Fowl, number 83...'

'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'It's a clear case of shepherding!'

The Sports Fanatic

'What's he on?'

'You're looking at suspension, but on the plus side your baseball card will go sky high.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Influences.

End of career sale.