Mix-and-matcher T-Shirts

"I didn't realize it was dress-up Friday already."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Wedding Chefs

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Fashionista

The keen cricket fan

His And Her T-shirts

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

Hey, those are not menus!

Urban Trail Mix

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Couple in Green

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

"Thank you Bob. Any questions regarding Bob's presentation on the actuarial tables?"

'He's messing with my mind. He ordered a plain donut and a chocolate bagel with sprinkles.'

'The top and shorts are a perfect match.' (Sales assistant to customer in a jigsaw outfit).

'I'm making milk shakes for everyone!'

Matching Outfits

'In that outfit, I can't tell if you're stepping out or coming out!'

'I like to do a lot of business on the crazy golf course...'

Beethoven's Third

'So Doc, if you write me a scrip for Relaxofy, is it okay if I'm still taking Stimulux, Enerjax and Krankmeup?'

Butch bowler with a tally chart of men on his jumper