Matchy-matchy Duo T-Shirts

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Mixed Doubles.

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

Lovers

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

PJ Parties

Date Night

Dancing

The Common Sutra.

Living together, couple in love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Couples therapy is not 'going out', Henry!"

Armchair Dancing

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You lick, I'll dry."

"They're both in telemarketing."

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Keeping Warm

Matching Outfits

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

His And Her T-shirts

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.

"And FYI, Iggy has night terrors."

Soulmates.