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Keeping Warm

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Carioca

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Lovers

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Romance in the Ocean

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Beauty Shop

Work clothes.