Matchy-matchy Fashionista T-Shirts

Keeping Warm

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Carioca

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Lovers

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Naked Furniture

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Crocodile Shoes

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Beauty Shop

Work clothes.

A monkey in a suit

Romance in the Ocean