Matchy-matchy Enthusiast T-Shirts

His And Her T-shirts

Couple in Green

Matching Outfits

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Lovers

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Keeping Warm

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

Ventrilamatch.com

"You want to see me, Boss?"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Soulmates.

I love badminton.

'Hello? Help me out here. Would it kill you to show a little interest?'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'

Footballers chasing a ball.