Matchy-matchy Enthusiast Prints

His And Her T-shirts

Couple in Green

Matching Outfits

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Lovers

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

Keeping Warm

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

Ventrilamatch.com

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

I love badminton.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Never let your girlfriend pack your parachute.

Soulmates.

'Hello? Help me out here. Would it kill you to show a little interest?'

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'

'I'm waiting for the right introduction agency to come along.'

'Oh sure, Rupert's lovely, but his mate's a total slime-bag.'

'I'd like to meet a girl--', 'Oh, a homophobe, eh?'

'Your heart's not really in this job, is it?'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."